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Versus the World

...And your mom

Created on 2007-05-20 15:53:09 (#12983667), last updated 2007-11-29

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Name:	DeutschesDouche
Location:	Das unsichtbare Haus, Iowa, United States
Website:	MySpace

Bio

//Blutiges anales Geschlecht, jedermann?

Name of Calling: Lindsay, or G-Metal.

Occupation: I'm a vagina butcher. I jar the vaginal sap.

Something About Me: I'm a sarcastic, opinionated, blunt, loud and outgoing asshole with a dry sense of humor and I highly dislike children.

I rather read than watch TV.

I rather write than type.

I rather bicycle than walk.

I rather dirtbike than drive a car.

I rather snowboard than sled.

I rather eat sushi than junk food.

I rather learn and experiment than do drugs and drink, although I do not mind drinking if it's in moderation.

I dislike sleep but I'm always tired.

I'm afraid of the telephone.

I prefer severe thunderstorms over a bright, sunny day almost any day.

I like storm chasing and dancing in the midst of a good storm.

My favorite time to read is while it's storming. I love reading, so too bad it doesn't storm every time I read.

It really goes without saying, but, I do love Metal Music. Death Metal and Black Metal make me scream and cry with a joyous remark left over in my underwear: Excitement!

I play a four-string Warwick bass guitar.

I would play the drums if I had the money for it.

I scream and do guttural growls, instead of nice clean vocals. I've found, since I have quit smoking, that I do not need cigarettes to have a natural growl. However, that is not why I smoked.

I don't intentionally get into trends, or join them. I actually like things. I do not do them or claim I like something because it's the fashion or is cool.

I am a mother's girl.

I enjoy boxing, fighting and wrestling, but certainly not watching.

I enjoy making explosives.

Anything you give to me, I give back, except for deceit, lies and bullshit mind games.

I adore nature and the great outdoors.

I swerve for any animal when I drive.

Yes, I am more of an 'animal person' than a 'people person.' I do enjoy helping people, but the human race is completely brain washed with the un-necessities of life, for instance, material things.

I dislike ignorance, arrogance, stupidity, racist, sexism, prejudice and any form of hatred. Everyone dislikes something, but I do believe hatred towards people is wrong. I am not a hypocrite in saying this just because I do enjoy Black and Death Metal. That is entirely different.

I am JOKINGLY conceited.

I do enjoy some material things for entertainment, such as video games, but I do not consider myself a 'gamer.'

I enjoy the arts (this does not include pop art culture, more so art with actual creativity and artists that never had a limit because their limit was to push themselves as far as possible), language, science, biology and chemistry.

One day, I will write a great novel but will never be famous for it.

I thrive off of creativity. If I didn't have a creative mind, I wouldn't even exist to the age I am.

I make awkward statements, sounds, songs, sayings and phrases for my own enjoyment to laugh at later.

I am socially awkward.

I'll embarrass you anytime you hang out with me.

I'm sometimes rude without knowing at the time of me being rude.

My favorite time of year is fall.

I love the smell of burning leaves in autumn and the smell of active fireplaces and chimneys in winter.

Oh, and I love a good macabre, b-movie movie! Originals are fantastic.

I can rant on just about everything.

I like debating.

I'm vulgar, probably too much.

Nicht nur spreche ich auf englisch, aber ich spreche auf Deutsch auch. Erstaunlich? Nein.

I write very easily, so this was a snap.

Perhaps I should stop now while my mind draws a slight blank. This is probably the longest biography on LiveJournal.

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